The random thoughts of a stay-at-home dad and freelance writer. Not edited for grammar, style, taste or intelligence.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
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Well, it's like this.
Lilly is a robot.
She must be, because the child never sleeps.
I have decided that she is smarter than both Cindy and myself, and has manipulated us into a state of walking a coma.
I have not had more than four hours of broken sleep in the last five days.
Cindy has it worse.
We are tired.
Now Cindy is getting a summer head cold -- and she can't take anything for it as she is still nursing.
Last night I stayed up with Lilly so Cindy could get at least four hours of sleep.
Now I am paying.
I wonder how many Cokes I can drink in a day.
Maybe I should graduate up to Red Bulls.
Violet has just informed me she is Lilly's best friend, and that she likes me and has been watching me.
OK, enough whining, the child has to sleep sometime, right?
Oh, and in the future, remind me to take a shower BEFORE Cindy leaves for work at 6 a.m. I stink.
Pat
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Babies are definitely smarter than adults, just think of the absolute control the cute little dictators exercise over our lives without even speaking.
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